My name is Rebeccah, I love/hate Canada, and I've been Spider-Man since I was fifteen years old.

 

squad16:

callofthenorthstar:

can we start a petition for George R. R. Martin to give Steven Moffat some damn writing lessons because if one more character is “dead not dead lol surprise” I’m going to fucking scream

Can we throw Neil Gaiman in there, too, to explain the “actually doing horrible things to characters and not just threatening to” aspect?

And maybe Terry Pratchett to explain women?

Fuck, let’s just get the entire rest of the sci-fi/fantasy writing community in there.

I have an idea, let’s get some old white dudes to teach this old white dude how to write characters that aren’t old white dudes! Now THAT should shake things up a bit!

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Fact #22072014b

newfoundlandfactory:

66 years ago today Newfoundland chose Canada. On July 22, 1948 Newfoundlanders voted in a referendum to decide their political future: 52.3% of voters marked a ballot for confederation with Canada while 47.7% wanted a return responsible government.

weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”